School Should Be Illegal

Hey, kids! You probably just started school, right? Looking forward to that heap of homework, right? WRONG! Why should you be dragged from the comforts of your home to the mandatory torture we call SCHOOL?! School is, for starters, bad for your self esteem. What right do those so called "teachers" have to judge us based on how smart we is?!?! The tick to good self esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met! We're perfect the way we are! Next off, homework, is, I believe, listed under the United States Justice System as a cruel or unusual punishment. (Well...no, it's not, but it should be!!!) So, my equals, my peers! Raise your fists in unity! Raise your fist and join us in our quest to expel SCHOOL!

*Sigh.* Yes, I started two weeks ago.  o___O