POTENTIAL ENERGY: THE MOST BORING THING EVER

Okay, look. This post is not about potential energy. I just really, really hate potential energy. I mean, seriously!!! It doesn't even do anything except sit around and wait to become kinetic! And sometimes, that doesn't even happen. It's like a Hollywood wannabe. Eughhh. You may have noticed I have been changing my blog format a lot recently. See, I think it's cool to spice things up every now and then. And always. So yeah.

I have good news...
The drought of strange animals with cool names has come to an end!!!! Ladies, gentlemen...please welcome...

GREGORY
Isn't Gregory beautiful?

CERTIFICATE OF STRANGE YET AWESOMENESS
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are STRANGE yet awesome.
SIGNED, BECCA, THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF ALL THINGS STRANGE YET AWESOME

4 comments:

  1. Potential energy has a lot of potential (lame joke).
    It is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Isn't Gregory an average tree frog???
    Signed, Samay. The almighty lord of true awesomeness and epicness

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  2. Here's where you are mistaken--Gregory isn't your average tree frog. He's waaaay above average. You know why? Because he's named GREGORY. :D

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  3. gregory is a common name.

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