I Am Almost Certainly Not Dead

Greetings, world! I will destroy you all. Anywho, I must confess to the deep tragedy of not having posted anything upon this blog for approximately two months. Why must I be so absolutely busy all the time? Okay, that's a bit of a lie...I'm not always busy, I'm just always extremely forgetful, lazy, and procrastinatory. I'll also confess to having made the word procrastinatory up. Sue me. (If you actually bring the matter to court, I can very nearly guarantee that I will emerge victorious) I will also confirm to all of you lovely blog-readers that I am almost certainly not dead. I know you may find this hard to believe, considering I have been extremely non-bloggish over the past months and therefore increased the probability of you kindly bunch thinking I was most likely deceased . This is almost certainly false.  So, dear readers, expect me to be posting much more frequently again and my utmost apologies for the unexplained leave of absence.