Yes I Know My Blog Is Different

Yaaaaaaaaaay! My blog is different. In more ways than one... I changed it a little bit, the background and the text and stuff..so don't worry, it's still my blog!  Or maybe you weren't worried... maybe you were secretly hoping it wasn't my blog anymore....WELL GUESS WHAT? IT STILL IS! SO HA! >:)

Llama

Okay, so this week I took a class on Making Comics. I made one called Fish Tank about wizards. No, just kidding, it was about fish in a tank. On Thursday we all put our heads together and made a one page comic about a Llama who is brutally murdered by starving orphans and then used as soup. :( It was pretty disturbing. Then I went home and watched Pride and Prejudice. I hope this post was entertaining and informative.

How to be AWESOME

So you want to be awesome, huh? Well, in this easy, 7 step program, you can be awesome in as little as 48 years!

Step 1: Establish a radical nickname, like R-Dog, or Minty, or The Deathman, or Cant E. Lope


Step 2: Don't talk to anyone who is below your level of Awesomeness. Instead, look them in the eyes and sigh, then shake your head sadly.

Step 3: Wait approximately 47 years or until everyone who use to laugh at you has forgotten you. Then find their home address, ring the doorbell, offer them a balloon, and yell, "HA! REMEMBER ME? NO BALLOON FOR YOU!" Then rampage their house with a baseball bat and deny everything the police accuse you of.

Step 4: Only hang out with the cool people, like Bono, Elvis, and Tre Cool.

Step 5: Become a rapper or a CIA agent.

Step 6: Everytime you introduce yourself to somebody else crash a pair of cymbals after your nickname to increase the dramatic effect.

Step 7: Always wear sunglasses with mirrors on the other side so that you can see other people's eyes, but they cant see yours.

Hard!!!!

Okay, so I haven't been posting as often as I would like to. But seriously. Have you ever tried to write a blog? It's hard work! So, from now on, I'm afraid I am just going to post when I have something really good to post about, because I'm tired of my posts being stupid but frequent. I mean, I think I could have done a bit better than If Horses Were Carnivores. Anyway, my blog being interesting and funny is more important to me than it being updated every day. So I'm sorry. Forgiven? Thanks.

:)

What If Horses Were Carnivores?

My brother told me tahat if horses were carnivores there would be an end to all humanity. And he's right. They are so much bigger than us that they would kill us all and eat us! First, they would escape the barns. Then, they would rampage the cities. Then, they would kill us all and become the most powerful creature in the world. Eventually, they would develop opposable thumbs. They would settle colonies and then have them become states. Create a constitution. Have wars. Create automobiles. Yes, if horses were carnivores, we would not last long.

Comments

I am replying to comments now! So here are a select few comments that I wanted to reply to.

Comment on Life: Moby dick is epic. He can bite peoples legs off.
Reply: Yes. Yes he is.

Comment on List of Words: What's porpskillion
Reply: It's a number thats more than a million but less than infinity.

Comment on Elbow Writing: i sxz ujghhbn 5xcgfvr d mm5a2 JKMkl, .! (I sent you that email!) I SXZDJUHMNXC D, ZGH GHBN XKL,  M (I SUCK AT THIS)
Reply: Why, yes. Yes you do.

Comment on 7 Ways to Make My Blog Super Popular: Do hamster's even have cousin-in-laws?
Reply: Have you ever tried asking one?

I hope you found t hese answers/replys to comments helpful.

Life

A few days ago, my sister and I were playing Life. You know the board game, right? Yeah. So she landed on the space that said Baby Boy, so I asked here what she was going to name him, jokingly. She looked at me in all seriousness and said...Moby Dick. I CRACKED UP. She wasn't kidding, though!!!!!! Then she grabbed a baseball and put it in a sock and cradled it and said it was Moby Dick. That is, until my dog took it out of her hands and started swinging it as fast as he could in circles and trying to eat it. My sister was all, "MOBY DICK! NOOOOO!" I was laughing my butt off. So anyway, the moral of this story is don't name your newborn baby after a giant white whale.

Elbow Writing

Okay, I recently got a forwarded email that asks you to try writing your name using only your elbows, no backspace, and no StickyKeys. If you don't know what StickyKeys is, hit the shift button 5 times. So, now I'm asking any of you to leave a comment in only elbow writing. It's really hard. You have been warned. Here I go!

Nbgeccccaa    That was supposed to say Becca. Oops. I am a failiure at elbow writing. 

Holiday Bear

Please welcome the HOLIDAY BEAR!!!!  He's here with us to celebrate the 4th of July. He can also be hired for Birthday Parties, Barmitzvahs, and Funerals.  Ladies and gentlemen, THE HOLIDAY BEAR!

List of Words Picture

This is a butternut squash gulping down a carrot near the horizon line while listening to reggae music and he's surronded by a porpsksillion flies (the little black dots) and a rabbit is jumping through a loop annd he's zen because he's listening to meditation music on his ipod. Yeah. Cuz I'm that awesome.

List of Words

I don't know what to write today, so I'm just going to post a list of my favorite words. Yeah. Cuz I'm that awesome. That's not how you spell the shorter term for "because". I don't care. Cuz I'm that awesome. Anywho, list of words.

• Butternut
• Carrot
• Horizon
• Reggae
• Gulp
• Loop
• Porpskillion (Hat tip to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)
• Zen

And you can bet that for my next post, I will draw a picture of something that combines all of theses words. Cuz I'm that awesome.