Life

A few days ago, my sister and I were playing Life. You know the board game, right? Yeah. So she landed on the space that said Baby Boy, so I asked here what she was going to name him, jokingly. She looked at me in all seriousness and said...Moby Dick. I CRACKED UP. She wasn't kidding, though!!!!!! Then she grabbed a baseball and put it in a sock and cradled it and said it was Moby Dick. That is, until my dog took it out of her hands and started swinging it as fast as he could in circles and trying to eat it. My sister was all, "MOBY DICK! NOOOOO!" I was laughing my butt off. So anyway, the moral of this story is don't name your newborn baby after a giant white whale.

Elbow Writing

Okay, I recently got a forwarded email that asks you to try writing your name using only your elbows, no backspace, and no StickyKeys. If you don't know what StickyKeys is, hit the shift button 5 times. So, now I'm asking any of you to leave a comment in only elbow writing. It's really hard. You have been warned. Here I go!

Nbgeccccaa    That was supposed to say Becca. Oops. I am a failiure at elbow writing. 

Holiday Bear

Please welcome the HOLIDAY BEAR!!!!  He's here with us to celebrate the 4th of July. He can also be hired for Birthday Parties, Barmitzvahs, and Funerals.  Ladies and gentlemen, THE HOLIDAY BEAR!

List of Words Picture

This is a butternut squash gulping down a carrot near the horizon line while listening to reggae music and he's surronded by a porpsksillion flies (the little black dots) and a rabbit is jumping through a loop annd he's zen because he's listening to meditation music on his ipod. Yeah. Cuz I'm that awesome.

List of Words

I don't know what to write today, so I'm just going to post a list of my favorite words. Yeah. Cuz I'm that awesome. That's not how you spell the shorter term for "because". I don't care. Cuz I'm that awesome. Anywho, list of words.

• Butternut
• Carrot
• Horizon
• Reggae
• Gulp
• Loop
• Porpskillion (Hat tip to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)
• Zen

And you can bet that for my next post, I will draw a picture of something that combines all of theses words. Cuz I'm that awesome.