Yaaaaaaaaaay! My blog is different. In more ways than one... I changed it a little bit, the background and the text and stuff..so don't worry, it's still my blog! Or maybe you weren't worried... maybe you were secretly hoping it wasn't my blog anymore....WELL GUESS WHAT? IT STILL IS! SO HA! >:)
Llama
Okay, so this week I took a class on Making Comics. I made one called Fish Tank about wizards. No, just kidding, it was about fish in a tank. On Thursday we all put our heads together and made a one page comic about a Llama who is brutally murdered by starving orphans and then used as soup. :( It was pretty disturbing. Then I went home and watched Pride and Prejudice. I hope this post was entertaining and informative.
How to be AWESOME
So you want to be awesome, huh? Well, in this easy, 7 step program, you can be awesome in as little as 48 years!
Step 1: Establish a radical nickname, like R-Dog, or Minty, or The Deathman, or Cant E. Lope
Step 2: Don't talk to anyone who is below your level of Awesomeness. Instead, look them in the eyes and sigh, then shake your head sadly.
Step 3: Wait approximately 47 years or until everyone who use to laugh at you has forgotten you. Then find their home address, ring the doorbell, offer them a balloon, and yell, "HA! REMEMBER ME? NO BALLOON FOR YOU!" Then rampage their house with a baseball bat and deny everything the police accuse you of.
Step 4: Only hang out with the cool people, like Bono, Elvis, and Tre Cool.
Step 5: Become a rapper or a CIA agent.
Step 6: Everytime you introduce yourself to somebody else crash a pair of cymbals after your nickname to increase the dramatic effect.
Step 7: Always wear sunglasses with mirrors on the other side so that you can see other people's eyes, but they cant see yours.
Hard!!!!
Okay, so I haven't been posting as often as I would like to. But seriously. Have you ever tried to write a blog? It's hard work! So, from now on, I'm afraid I am just going to post when I have something really good to post about, because I'm tired of my posts being stupid but frequent. I mean, I think I could have done a bit better than If Horses Were Carnivores. Anyway, my blog being interesting and funny is more important to me than it being updated every day. So I'm sorry. Forgiven? Thanks.
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