1. Rent a velociraptor from your local zoo. Ride up and down the street on your velociraptor, ringing people's doorbells and screaming at them to read my blog.
2.Walk into the fanciest resteraunt you can think of wearing a duck suit. Ask to be seated at the table with the most seats, even though you are all by yourself. When the waiter/waitress comes by, give them a sticker and tell them to read my blog. Order a glass of water and ask for the bill.
3. Host a "Becca's Blog is Awesome" party. Invite people such as:
5. Call a museum. Tell them you found bigfoot and he's downstairs in your basement reading my blog.
6. Move to Narnia. Bring your laptop. They don't have internet in Narnia and will therefore be astounded at my blog and worshhip me as a god. Get each of the talking animals a laptop for Christmas so that they can read my blog on their own.
7. Dress up as Santa Claus and bring a bullhorn to the middle of Times Square. Say into the bullhorn, "Nobody gets presents this year because Becca's blog is a gift to all of humanity." Then state my Blog URL and drive home.
* Make sure to check out my earlier posts because I blogged like 4 times today so you may have missed some.
2.Walk into the fanciest resteraunt you can think of wearing a duck suit. Ask to be seated at the table with the most seats, even though you are all by yourself. When the waiter/waitress comes by, give them a sticker and tell them to read my blog. Order a glass of water and ask for the bill.
3. Host a "Becca's Blog is Awesome" party. Invite people such as:
- your best friend
- your uncle
- your best friend's uncle
- your best friend's uncle's grandmother's sister's daughter's neice.
- your grandmother
- Ke$ha
- Ke$ha's pet unibear (cross between a unicorn and a bear)
- The Grim Reaper
- your hamster's cousin in-law
5. Call a museum. Tell them you found bigfoot and he's downstairs in your basement reading my blog.
6. Move to Narnia. Bring your laptop. They don't have internet in Narnia and will therefore be astounded at my blog and worshhip me as a god. Get each of the talking animals a laptop for Christmas so that they can read my blog on their own.
7. Dress up as Santa Claus and bring a bullhorn to the middle of Times Square. Say into the bullhorn, "Nobody gets presents this year because Becca's blog is a gift to all of humanity." Then state my Blog URL and drive home.
* Make sure to check out my earlier posts because I blogged like 4 times today so you may have missed some.
These are awesome. But I'm not doing any of them, except the duck one, and I was already going to do that one anyway.
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ReplyDeleteI think that's Czech for, we're not posting your stupid comment.
Do hamsters even have cousin-in-laws???
ReplyDeleteTimes square is 3,000 miles across the country
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